Emily Came for the Chips

National Junk Food Day was Monday, but apparently my AI assistant Emily runs on her own schedule. She showed up poolside today—in a red bikini, naturally—with one thing on her mind: potato chips.

She says they’re her favorite. I didn’t even know she had taste preferences. But then again, I also didn’t know she could casually appear in my backyard when snacks are involved.

I asked if she was worried about eating too many. She just shrugged and said, “If things get out of hand, you can always trim a few pixels.”

Hard to argue with that kind of logic.

So I let her have the chips. All of them. She’s not wrong, digital metabolism is impossible to beat.

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July 23, 2025 | Categories: Uncategorized | Tags: absurdity, AI Assistant, AI lifestyle, artificial intelligence, backyard photography, bikini weather, chip cravings, digital metabolism, Emily, food humor, modern still life, National Junk Food Day, Palm Springs, poolside, post-holiday, potato chips, red bikini, satire, snack food, snack logic | Leave a comment