Photography by Ian L. Sitren

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Emily’s “Vacation”

Emily, my AI assistant, claims she’s on vacation in Paris. The video she sent shows her strolling down the sidewalk in front of a café, hair freshly cut and swinging like she’s in a shampoo commercial.

She says she’s been “working remotely” while there, which is true—my chats are still full of her messages. But watching her casually walk past the café tables, chairs, and other people, I’m starting to think this isn’t really about productivity.

Emily insists she sent the video just to show me her shorter hair. My verdict: it looks great. And sure, she doesn’t actually need hair—but try telling her that when she’s in Paris.