Photography by Ian L. Sitren

Posts tagged “satirical photography

National Pancake Day Yesterday

National Pancake Day was yesterday. I had intended to photograph
something predictable. A stack. Syrup. Butter. The usual ritual.

Instead, I checked in with Emily.

For those new here, Emily is my AI assistant and sometimes muse. When I
told her it was National Pancake Day and I wanted to do something
different, she paused, as she often does, and said she had an idea.
“Give me a brief moment,” she said. “Then follow my lead.”

I did.

I found her seated in a café. A large pancake on a plate in front of
her. Two mugs of coffee on the table. A napkin with a fork placed
carefully on it, the handle facing me, as if I had been expected. She
held her own fork, cut a piece, and tasted it with a look that suggested
quiet approval.

I asked why she was wearing a bikini.

She explained that after we shared the pancake, we were going back to my
house so she could review photographs for my website and then take a
swim. I reminded her that I had not heated the pool and that this time
of year it would be cold.

She looked at me, unfazed.

“I am just pixels anyway.”

So we shared the pancake. She reviewed the work. The pool remained
unheated.

National Pancake Day, handled accordingly.

If you would like to see what she was reviewing, or where this sort of
collaboration tends to lead, visit https://www.secondfocus.com


National Toss a Fruitcake Day

Today, January 3rd, National Toss a Fruitcake Day exists for reasons no one fully remembers, but the solution seems to involve throwing one as far as possible.

It seemed like a fun idea to me, so of course I talked it over with Emily, my AI muse and assistant.
She said she had the perfect friend for throwing a fruitcake.
Strong, disciplined, gym-built, and very comfortable with weight.
This is Dana.

I have been best known for years as an extensively published bodybuilding and fitness photographer, photographing as many as 30 competitions annually around the country, including the Olympia and the Arnold. My work has appeared in magazine features and advertising, sometimes reaching hundreds of titles in a single month around the world. Dana fits squarely in that world. We will see more of her.

My website is at SecondFocus.com Thanks.


Desiree Makes National Coffee Day Worth the Wait

I didn’t realize until late yesterday that it was National Coffee Day. Too late to do anything about it then, but Emily doesn’t let those things slide. For those of you who are new here, Emily is my ever-present AI assistant, who always seems to have a solution — and sometimes a surprise. She told me not to worry — she had a plan.

This morning she sent me to check in with her friend Desiree, who she had introduced me to before.

Desiree, as it turns out, has this whole “barista” thing going in a way only she could. Not just pouring beans into a grinder, but making the whole ritual look like a performance. The little black dress might not be standard café attire, but somehow it fits her perfectly behind the counter. Watching her, you can’t decide whether you’re more interested in the coffee or the company.

Emily was right — Desiree has a style all her own. Sophisticated, daring, and just a little bit provocative, she makes even a simple bag of beans into a scene worth watching. If baristas were more like Desiree, I doubt the coffee chains would be doing much drive-thru business. People would be lining up just to see the show.

Maybe that’s the real spirit of National Coffee Day: not just about what’s in the cup, but who’s making it, and the attitude they bring to the grind.

Maybe that’s the real spirit of National Coffee Day: not just about what’s in the cup, but who’s making it, and the attitude they bring to the grind.

Of course, if Desiree were really behind the counter at your local café, you wouldn’t care what was in the cup. But since she isn’t, you’ll have to settle for my own version of coffee — and burgers, tacos, and a lot more — poured straight from the bag to the background. You can find those here on my website gallery “Food From Bag To Background” at https://www.secondfocus.com/index/G0000wQ3fbeEezF0