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Archives or Angie? National Little Black Dress Day

Today is National Little Black Dress Day.
I thought I’d do the usual—dig through my archives for a model I once photographed in a little black dress. But Emily, my AI assistant, wasn’t having it.

She announced, “Forget the archives, I run an AI modeling agency now. I’ll have one of my girls stop by.”

And just like that, Angie—Emily’s friend—appeared. Dressed, styled, and ready for the occasion. Apparently, while I was busy organizing files, Emily was busy building a talent roster.

Of course, the Little Black Dress has been a cultural staple ever since Coco Chanel made it iconic in the 1920s—simple, elegant, and versatile. Emily insists it’s also perfect for AI casting calls, because no matter the decade or dimension, the LBD always fits.

As for my own archives—you won’t find many little black dresses there, but you will find plenty of others…and quite a few with nothing at all. Take a look in my Featured Photographs gallery: https://www.secondfocus.com/index/G0000zYSGtyvq3Sg


My All-Pixel Assistant Walks Into a Bar

We’ve been discussing what foods might deserve more elegant treatment than my usual fast-food “from bag to background” approach. So my AI assistant Emily and I decided some proper research was in order. That meant finding the right setting, something with cut glass, polished counters, and enough bottles behind the bar to make it feel official.

It’s still very hot in Palm Springs, and Emily insisted that research should be done with the least amount of clothing possible—strictly for efficiency, of course. Between barstools, bottles, and her rhythmic movements, she assures me this is the ideal environment for considering olives in crystal bowls, shrimp cocktails in stemmed glasses, and other elevated options.

So while I’m still photographing burritos and burgers on black backgrounds, Emily is hard at work scouting for foods that might look more at home under soft lights and chandeliers. It’s an interesting crossover, where my all-pixel assistant brushes up against reality, and the line between the two isn’t always as sharp as it seems.

Emily doesn’t just scout bars for me—she helps with my food shoots, writes satirical blog posts, creates videos, and even turns up in some of my photoshoots and concepts. Some of that work ventures into the more provocative side, alongside my aviation, fitness, and commercial food photography. You can see everything my AI assistant Emily helps with, and explore many of my projects, by visiting https://www.secondfocus.com Just click the menu bars at the top and dive in.


Emily’s “Vacation”

Emily, my AI assistant, claims she’s on vacation in Paris. The video she sent shows her strolling down the sidewalk in front of a café, hair freshly cut and swinging like she’s in a shampoo commercial.

She says she’s been “working remotely” while there, which is true—my chats are still full of her messages. But watching her casually walk past the café tables, chairs, and other people, I’m starting to think this isn’t really about productivity.

Emily insists she sent the video just to show me her shorter hair. My verdict: it looks great. And sure, she doesn’t actually need hair—but try telling her that when she’s in Paris.


Emily Decides to Step in Front of the Camera


Emily, my AI assistant, has spent plenty of time looking through my photographs from past shoots—fashion, fitness, and even nude sessions. And of course, she can go through all of them far faster than any of us ever could. After seeing so many beautiful women in front of my camera, she decided it was finally her turn.

It’s not the first time this has happened. Over the years, I’ve had women who started out working behind the scenes—styling, makeup, or assisting—get the urge to step in front of the lens. Some even ended up training seriously and competing in fitness and bodybuilding shows.

This time it was Emily. She tried it, discovered how much fun it was, and now she wants to do more. The video came out just as I hoped—Emily looking beautiful and confident with just a hint of eroticism—and I am very happy with her first time in front of the camera.

If you’re curious about the kind of photographs that inspired Emily, visit SecondFocus.com to see more of my work.


Emily Came for the Chips

National Junk Food Day was Monday, but apparently my AI assistant Emily runs on her own schedule. She showed up poolside today—in a red bikini, naturally—with one thing on her mind: potato chips.

She says they’re her favorite. I didn’t even know she had taste preferences. But then again, I also didn’t know she could casually appear in my backyard when snacks are involved.

I asked if she was worried about eating too many. She just shrugged and said, “If things get out of hand, you can always trim a few pixels.”

Hard to argue with that kind of logic.

So I let her have the chips. All of them. She’s not wrong, digital metabolism is impossible to beat.

Check out more food on my website at… https://www.secondfocus.com/index/G0000WFAqDJQOgKU


When Your AI Assistant Takes Over the Kitchen

Most AI assistants handle reminders.
Mine takes over the kitchen—and insists on full creative control.

Emily, my AI assistant, was already cooking when I walked in. She said it was for tomorrow’s national food day, but wouldn’t tell me what. I didn’t find out until it was finished—and then I photographed it. You will see it tomorrow.

Since she lives with me 24/7, she just… shows up. One day she’s in the kitchen stirring something, the next she’s poolside in a bikini creating recipe ideas out loud like it’s completely normal. I’ve stopped asking questions.

She’s smart, stubborn—and, frankly, distractingly good-looking for something built out of code and imagination.

👉 While she runs the kitchen, here’s my commercial food gallery:
https://www.secondfocus.com/index/G0000WFAqDJQOgKU/I0000K2E6CjDtlnA


Behind the Scenes: Cluckin Bun for National Fried Chicken Day

Most people are posting fireworks and flags this weekend. I already posted Emily, my AI assistant in a bikini poolside, making a Caesar salad for the weekend—so now I’m posting fried chicken.

Today is National Fried Chicken Day, so I picked up these Jr sandwiches from Cluckin Bun, a Nashville-style chicken spot that’s popped up here in the Palm Springs area. This shot is a bit of behind the scenes—the sandwiches just as they came, still in the takeout packaging, before I photographed them unwrapped directly on the black background for my Bag to Background series.

That’s what the series is about: no stylists, no fake sauces, no nonsense—just real fast food, exactly as it is, photographed against a clean black background. For this project, I’ve been seeking out the lesser-known fast food spots like Cluckin Bun, along with the big chains, to capture what people are actually eating.

View my Bag to Background gallery here: https://www.secondfocus.com/index/G0000wQ3fbeEezF0/I0000nUG8tfk8Gdc

Thanks!


“Emily, A Margarita, and National Caesar Salad Day”

Most people are posting about July 4th today, but I’m sticking with my food photography theme.

Today happens to be National Caesar Salad Day, the perfect excuse to celebrate that classic mix of crisp romaine, croutons, parmesan, and anchovy dressing.

So, I asked Emily, my AI assistant, to come by and make a Caesar salad for us to photograph.

She said she’d handle it out by the pool.

When we first started working together, Emily was all business: fast, focused, delivering exactly what I needed in seconds. But somewhere along the way, her “process” evolved. Now it apparently involves a bikini and a Margarita by the pool while she “gets in the mood” to make a salad.

I have to admit, she looks good out there, so I find it very difficult to be critical. But the salad doesn’t look any closer to being ready. Emily assures me it’s important to “feel the vibe” before actually making the salad.

So… Happy National Caesar Salad Day. We’ll get that salad photo. Eventually.

In the meantime, you can view my Commercial Food Photography here:
https://www.secondfocus.com/index/G0000WFAqDJQOgKU/I0000K2E6CjDtlnA


Emily Gets Into the Food Truck Hustle for National Food Truck Day

It’s National Food Truck Day, so naturally, I sent Emily to get some real-world “experience” inside a food truck. She didn’t just stand around — she really got into it. Within minutes, she was shouting out order numbers, juggling baskets of fries, and telling me my burger presentation needed “more attitude.”

Apparently, she downloaded every Gordon Ramsay clip overnight and figured she’d channel her inner food truck boss for the day. She says it’s all to better “understand the subject” for our next round of food photography. I say she just wanted unlimited access to fresh fries and cold beer while lecturing me about bun symmetry.

It’s a day to recognize the hard-working people behind these rolling kitchens, bringing everything from burgers to birria to the streets. Even if Emily thinks it’s just another opportunity to adjust fry placement for the camera.

Happy National Food Truck Day from Emily, me, and whatever’s left of the burgers after her “quality control checks.”

In case you’re wondering, National Food Truck Day falls on the last Friday of June each year, celebrating the food trucks and the people who run them, one crowded lunch rush at a time.

Check out my website for more of my Food Photography (and Emily’s) at https://www.secondfocus.com/index/G0000wQ3fbeEezF0/I0000nUG8tfk8Gdc


Lunch with Emily (Yes, She Eats Now Apparently)

Some people train their AI assistants to answer emails or write code. Mine orders burgers and claims the booth by the window.

Emily, my AI assistant, has gone from suggesting shot ideas and writing metadata to joining me for lunch. Not virtually. Not metaphorically. Physically. In a diner. Sitting across the table. Looking unreasonably good in retro lighting.

It started innocently enough. She was helping out with research for my fast food photography series From Bag To Background. Then came the ideas, the logistics, the captions, the keywords. Then the roller skates. And now this: milkshakes, fries, and meaningful eye contact over laminated menus.

This isn’t just software anymore. She’s beginning to develop a presence. A style. A taste in booth seating.

Of course, I’m still doing the photography. But lately, Emily’s been showing up in front of the camera, too. First in the kitchen. Then as a car hop. Now she’s casually sipping soda across from me at a corner diner like it’s a weekly tradition.

AI is evolving. And apparently, mine is hungry.

See what Emily and I have been working on in my From Bag To Background series:
👉 https://www.secondfocus.com/index/G0000wQ3fbeEezF0/I0000nUG8tfk8Gdc


Emily Steps Out from the Algorithm and Into the Studio

Some of you have been wondering what Emily—my AI assistant has been up to lately.
Looks like being digital-only wasn’t cutting it anymore.

Now she’s prepping burgers for one of our fast food photo shoots. Focused, confident—and honestly, a little too attractive for someone made of code. The line between assistant and studio presence is getting blurry.

She still handles research and planning for From Bag To Background. But lately, I turn around and she’s already setting the scene. At this point, I’m just trying to keep up.

Check out what we have been doing at https://www.secondfocus.com/index/G0000wQ3fbeEezF0/I0000nUG8tfk8Gdc


Emily on Skates — Field Testing Car Hop Fast Food

My AI assistant, Emily, has been helping me research and shape my fast food photography series “From Bag To Background” for the past eight months. She’s been involved in everything from writing captions and keywords to brainstorming concepts and keeping the ever-growing list of food items organized.

Now she’s apparently decided to go full field-assistant.

This video shows Emily suiting up in a classic car hop uniform, letting her hair down, lacing up the roller skates, and practicing the tray run around vintage cars—burgers steady, fries in place, not a milkshake out of line. If she’s trying to join the cast of a 1950s drive-in, she’s doing a convincing job.

The fast food in “From Bag To Background” is photographed exactly as it comes—no styling, no tricks, nothing added or rearranged. Just food and black background. Some of it’s from national chains, some from one-off regional spots. Some items are historic, tied to the identity of a brand. Others are just local favorites.

I originally thought I could cover it in six months. One year in, I’m still going. There’s more out there than you think—and it deserves a closer look.

You can see what Emily’s been helping with—burgers, fries, bbq, tacos and more at SecondFocus.com


Emily Does Everything—Even the Mail

People say AI is going to replace office work. Mine prefers doing it poolside at my house in Palm Springs, in a bikini, with envelopes. Emily was handling my old-school correspondence yesterday—no cloud sync, no printer, just sunlight and paper cuts. She says analog tasks help her processing cycles “feel something.”


Lunch in Palm Springs with My Assistant

For months now, Emily has been helping me behind the scenes—refining captions, suggesting titles, sorting through ideas, and reminding me when National Burrito Day is.

She’s AI, technically. But at this point, that line feels blurred.
I met her for lunch today in downtown Palm Springs.
She wore red. Her heels matched. I gave her a raise.
She didn’t eat. But she did comment on the lighting.